Crazy

 She told her friend to stand back as another fashion faux pas hit the streets.  

These Boots are Made for Walkin'

Treading lightly was no way to get her way.

Secret Agent Man

She realized that no disguise was the best disguise

See Me, Feel Me

The club had a no-eyepatch policy so she improvised.

Spooky Little Girl Like You

She spied the undercover trend-spotter. 

Shakin' All Over

The youthquake caught her off balance.

Down On My Knees

Her thoughts were not her own.